Tuesday, March 2, 2010

whelp.

i still don't know what to think about them.

she bugs. jake bugs, tenley bugs me, alli even bugs me.
2 moments that left me feeling extremely uncomfortable was
1. when they shot him getting out of bed and "adjusted" himself and
2. when he was crying while breaking up with tenley that he actually broke out in sobs. although it did leave my heart feeling heavy for tenley, a break up is a break up, despite how awful her cry-voice was.

i think vienna meeting the family seemed to me like it was a disaster. she's a disaster. the back of her hair is a disaster. her googly eye is a disaster.

i'm just glad it's over with, so me and brad can have our monday nights back, and i don't have to go to bed feeling like my monday night was an absolute sham. poor brad.
but i have to say, i still have a strong desire to slap the crap out of rosalin-ever since the "girls tell all" i've wanted to just slap her senseless.
anyways, it was the first time i stuck with the bachelor, and i hope i have enough will power to make it the last.

14 comments:

Allie said...

I didn't watch one ounce of this show and I couldn't be more thrilled about it. That guy is already a "star" on dancing with the stars. It is such a scam. I like spending my Mondays watching ABC Family Smut like THe Secret LIfe of the American Teenager and Make it or Break It.

Teandra said...

I don't like watching it but last night I had to tune in. i almost threw up watching them make-out so much... and when Vienna met his family? How awkward was that? I felt bad for Tenley when he's all 'we don't have physically chemistry.' what a slap in the face. we'll see how long it lasts i guess.

Kolbi Young said...

Whelp is right. I'm sorry that this was the season you watched in its entirety. BAD season in my humble opinion. I agree - don't like Jake, Vienna or even Alli. Hence my further frustration when they announced next season would be Alli's show. Whelp again. But if we're being honest here, I'll watch....again....like always :)

Elizabeth said...

I don't know what I am going to do. The show is trash, but of course I want to see Alli and all the drama that comes with it. Seriously...Vienna? Major hint on that one is that his family does not like her, so we will see how long it lasts? How much of this do you think is planned out?

Peacocks said...

Hey Mel, how are you! That is so funny! I watched it last night too and we were dyin!

Jennie B. said...

They all bug. What bugs even more...that it's all over! What am I going to watch now? Tool Academy? Don't tempt me!

Anonymous said...

BRAVO!!!!!

Jonathan and Kiri said...

haha I don't have tv but your posts and comments about the last season of Bachelor have really made me laugh! It's so funny how a reality tv show can somehow make us keep watching a person we can't stand (ex: this Vienna girl).

P.S. That is so sweet of Brad to sit through a season of the Bachelor with you! Aren't husbands the best?!

Elle and Clint Stallings said...

AMEN!!!!! It's like you took every thought I have had this season and wrote it down.. Your a freakin genius. Seriously I agree with EVERYTHING YOU SAID. Now I need to convince Clint to stop watching.. Wish me luck. Your Awesome, just awesome

Utah Funeral Directors Cremation Center said...

I don't watch but I have seen bits and pieces and was immediately irritated by the googly eye. How would you know if she was really looking at you? Which eye do you follow? Irritating.

Kenna said...

I should have not read your blog. AHHHHHHHHH!!! This is the first time I have ever watched the bachelor, and I haven't watched the last 2 episodes, so I was going to this week sometime, but now i'm so upset, really Vienna really? That makes me sick.

Mark and Racquel Stallings said...

Ha ha... oh man I can't agree more. I wish we were watching it together because I have all the same hang ups. Her nasty hair and the eyes, ha ha it makes me laugh even thinking about it. I even told Mark I was really excited on Monday because I couldn't wait for it to just be over. The best all time part to me was, "on the wings of love" song that they played with flashbacks of the two of them. Then they had the actual singer come on for the after show while they danced. Mark and I laughed our eyes out, so cheesy. Thanks for your post, it made me day!

AndersenFamily said...

Couldn't have been put better. I just can't wait for all the drama to start over. Personally I like the bachelor better than the bachelorette, but maybe Ali will make it worth our time. I still can't believe Vienna was his BEST choice??

Sarah Hanks said...

AMEN! remember me? Sorry I was blog stalking today and you were the victim. But I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE with this post.

The sick sad part is that I totally watched every episode (as did my husband John...although he hates admitting it.) and i'll probably watch the bachelorette as well. Sigh. My life.